Virgin Mobile's Lobster 700TV - Wins best mobile phone name - ever.

Ok, that they won is a lie, but it does deserve the moniker AND it is quite hideous. It reminds me of half of a Nokia 6600's ugly stepchild.
If you can get past the face, the Lobster 700TV does have a decent feature set with things like:

• Windows Mobile 5 for Smartphone
• DAB-IP
• QVGA screen
• 1.3MP camera
• microSD

What is DAB-IP? Digital Audio Broadcasting, DAB-IP is a system to deliver video over DAB. It is just too bad that the first handset to do it is this evil red-clawed monster, aka the HTC Monet. We really love you High Tech Computer Corp, but stop with the freaky designs.

Orange SPV M700 (HTC Trinity) nudie shot

The HTC Trinity appears "in the wild" as the SPV M700. If you look carefully, you can see a navigation program running on the screen. Never-Get-Lost technology without a dongle!! Yes, it has built in GPS.
This handset will quite likely end up on our shores in the coming months, thanks to Tri-band UMTS/HSDPA and Quad-band GSM including EDGE. With connectivity features like Bluetooth 2.0, WiFi, and of course USB, this diminuative device will do it all just about anywhere.
This is a company to keep your eyes on kids - anybody who can pack that much fun in something so small and make it pretty deserves our love and respect. Oh, and Free Hugs, did I mention free hugs?

Thanks Mobinaute for the lovely pic