Virgin Mobile's Lobster 700TV - Wins best mobile phone name - ever.
Ok, that they won is a lie, but it does deserve the moniker AND it is quite hideous. It reminds me of half of a Nokia 6600's ugly stepchild. If you can get past the face, the Lobster 700TV does have a decent feature set with things like:
Windows Mobile 5 for Smartphone
What is DAB-IP? Digital Audio Broadcasting, DAB-IP is a system to deliver video over DAB. It is just too bad that the first handset to do it is this evil red-clawed monster, aka the HTC Monet. We really love you High Tech Computer Corp, but stop with the freaky designs.